Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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