fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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