Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
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NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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