I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
3 2 1 whiskey
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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