wakey wakey hands off snakey
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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