why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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