So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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