either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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