she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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