This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I cannot find my penis.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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