You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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