I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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