all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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