Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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