dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Randomize
