He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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