She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Randomize