"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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