I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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