Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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