your thong is hanging out like whoa
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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