Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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