Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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