hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
These tits shall not be calmed
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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