are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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