thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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