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Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
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