You made me cry and you don't even care
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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