question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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