just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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