You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
