We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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