Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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