I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
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