Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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