Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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