plz talk dirty to me
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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