3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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