i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
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