Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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