I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
she looked like the before picture.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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