I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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