Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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