I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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