How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
now i know why i became what i already was.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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