Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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