Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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