I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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