Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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