im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
