If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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