I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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