U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
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