You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
he told me I talked like a deaf person
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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