But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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